consultingtimelordsofbelair:

llwlyn:

*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself

*tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision 

This is a game. All of this is for you. You’re not investigating anything. You’re a fucking rat in a maze.

portablemiah:

*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area

owlmylove:

Great Gatsby drinking game: take a shot every time you hear “old sport” then proceed to the hospital to get your stomach pumped

having to delete songs for making room in your ipod is like having to kill some of your children because you cant feed them all

(Source: louistonsilson)

regenbogentraum:

so basically we hate eurovision but we watch it anyway

(Source: ser-merlin-of-valyria)

dreamingdusk:

people who can go to Disney World/Disneyland pretty much any time they want

mandobass:

and representing Armenia this year is Jesus Christ.

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs

loldemort:

“Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone? More like Harry Potter and the Winkity Wink Wink. Haha. Am I right? Am I right? Haha…I’m a moron.”